Serve spooky sass with “Witch Please, We’re Familiars,” a loud, pop-art style tee featuring a mischievous black cat and a happy black dog posted up on a Ouija board like they own the séance. With neon colors, witch hats, flying brooms, occult icons, and that “all-seeing” vibe, this design is perfect for anyone whose pets are basically magical coworkers.  

Great for Halloween season, witchy year-round wardrobes, pet lovers with a sense of humor, and anyone who’s ever said, “My cat judges. My dog enables.”

Perfect for:
 witchy humor fans, cat moms/dads, dog people, spooky season, gothic-pop art lovers, coven besties, and familiar-approved gift shopping.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer: This product exists in a delicate balance between loyalty and rebellion. Results may vary depending on how much coffee you’ve had.


Your order awakens the creation ritual. Athena maintains the balance. Diablo rearranges the candles. Delivery takes a little longer, but waste is banished.