This hilarious and slightly menacing "Touch My Coffee & I'll Show You Where The Bodies Are Hidden" t-shirt warns everyone to keep their hands off your precious coffee. It's perfect for coffee addicts with a dark sense of humor! 

Perfect for Coffee Lovers: A must-have for anyone who takes their coffee seriously (and with a grain of salt).


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!