Rev your engines and unleash your inner rebel with the most adorable hot rod crew you'll ever meet.

This "Too Hot to Handle, Too Cute to Ticket" graphic tee is the perfect collision of vintage automotive culture and pet-loving humor. Featuring a flaming red hot rod, a badass dog in shades, and a cool cat with attitude, this shirt proves that being cute is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card.

Perfect For:
•Car enthusiasts who also happen to be pet parents
•Dog lovers with a need for speed
•Cat people who appreciate vintage aesthetics
•Anyone who's ever gotten away with something because they're "too cute"
•Hot rod fans, classic car shows, and cruise nights
•Pet owners with a sense of humor
•Retro style lovers who want their pets represented
•Gift-givers looking for unique automotive pet apparel

Why You Need This Shirt:
Because your love for classic cars and your obsession with your pets shouldn't have to exist separately. This shirt celebrates both in one gloriously retro package. It's for the person who has a garage full of vintage rides AND a house full of furry troublemakers who somehow always avoid consequences because they're just too darn cute.
Vibe Check: Rebelliously adorable, vintage cool, pet-obsessed with horsepower.

Product Details:
Premium Gildan 64000 cotton t-shirt featuring high-quality, vibrant print with detailed graphics. 
•Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
•Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
•Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
•Regular fit
•Tubular construction
•Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
•Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
•Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Message: When you're this hot and this cute, the world is your highway, and tickets are merely suggestions.
Bonus Appeal: Works equally well for dog people, cat people, and the rare unicorns who love both. Also appeals to anyone who's ever said "but officer, look how cute they are" about their pets.

This item doesn’t exist until you place your order. Athena approves of the intention. Diablo approves of not having extras lying around.