🕯️ SIT. STAY. SELL YOUR SOUL! 🕯️

Meet the goodest dog in Victorian London. She sits proudly on a pile of purple velvet in an antique gold-and-amethyst collar, with her tongue out and her amber eyes shining. She has no idea what's going on behind her.

Behind her, in a gilded baroque frame, hangs her portrait. It's a snarling, zombie-fied, red-eyed nightmare with rotting fur and black bile dripping from its fangs. She's thrilled. She has no regrets. She got belly rubs.

This is our sarcastic, pop-art-meets-gothic-horror tribute to Oscar Wilde's The Picture of Dorian Gray. It's the classic tale of a face that never ages and a portrait that takes all the blame, with 100% more tail-wagging. Wilde said, "I can resist everything except temptation." Our dog says, "Is that a treat?"

Look closely, because the art is full of creepy details:
- 🖼️ An ornate gilded frame with fleur-de-lis scrollwork
- 🕯️ Dripping black candles with flickering flames
- 🌹 A single perfect red rose on the velvet
- 💀 A cobweb-tangled skull lurking by the candles
- 🩸 Dripping, blood-red lettering with a toxic neon-green outline that reads **"Sit, Stay, Sell Your Soul!"**

Printed DTG on the buttery-soft **Gildan Softstyle 64000**. The royal purples, antique golds, and neon accents look their best on **Black, Navy, Graphite Heather, and Sport Grey**. Cherry Red and Royal are also available if you like your gothic extra bold.

✔ Richly detailed gothic-horror illustration with painterly texture and dramatic candlelight
✔ Soft, durable DTG print that won't fade into the portrait
✔ Unisex fit for dog parents of every shape
✔ The perfect gift for dog lovers, horror fans, book nerds, and Halloween devotees

Good dog on the outside. Cursed portrait in the attic. Soul-selling is between her and the treat jar. 🐶

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