Some days you wake up and think, “Wow, this timeline is… aggressively weird.”
Good news: we’re working on it.
This design screams retro sci-fi chaos with bold glitch text—REBOOTING THE TIMELINE… PLEASE STANDBY.
Front and center, an astronaut-suited pup confidently slaps a giant REBOOT button like they totally read the warning label. Meanwhile, a black cat does what black cats do best: casually turning “system maintenance” into a fireworks show.
Wear it when:
•the group chat feels like a parallel universe
•you’re one inconvenience away from buffering
•you love sci-fi, time travel, and comedy with teeth
•you just want people to stop asking if you’re “okay” (you’re rebooting)
Warning: may cause strangers to nod knowingly and say, “Yep… timeline’s broken.”

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!