Let’s be honest, your base stats are not getting you through this day.  Before that first cup of coffee, you’re rolling with a negative modifier on basically everything: Dexterity (don’t trip), Intelligence (what are words?), and especially Charisma (don’t even talk to me).

It’s time to equip the ultimate buff for your daily quest: the “Powered by a +5 Modifier and Caffeine” T-shirt.

This shirt is the official uniform for adventurers who know that the most critical stat boost comes from a steaming mug of liquid magic.  Featuring a mighty d12 taking a well-deserved hot soak, this design perfectly captures the two things that keep a gaming session (and modern life) from spiraling into total chaos.

Forget your enchanted sword.  Your real legendary item is that dark roast that grants you a **+5 to Patience** and prevents you from casting *Vicious Mockery* at your coworkers before 10 AM.  This shirt is the perfect armor for fending off exhaustion, nonsensical quests from your boss, and random encounters in the grocery store.

Whether you’re prepping for a weekend-long campaign, slaying dragons in a spreadsheet, or just trying to survive another Monday, this tee is your new favorite piece of enchanted apparel.  Grab one for yourself or for the Dungeon Master in your life who’s *definitely* fudging their rolls without enough caffeine.

Level up your wardrobe.  Your stats depend on it.
 
• ☕ Perfect for the dungeon master who runs on double espressos.
• 🎁  The perfect birthday, holiday, or “Sorry I TPK’d the Party” gift for your favorite Dungeon Master, player, or caffeine-dependent lifeform.
• 🎲 A critical hit for anyone who lives for D20s and late-night sessions.
• 💤 Warning: shirt will not prevent exhaustion, but it *will* help you fake it.
• 😎 Soft, comfy, and magically stylish (no concentration check required).
     • 100% ring-spun cotton
     • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
     • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
     • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
     • Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
     • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua,
        Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!