No, Mr. Moon, I Expect You To Die! - Science for Evil Geniuses T-Shirt
Planning world domination? You'll need the right uniform. This premium graphic tee features the iconic quote from Science for Evil Geniuses: "No, Mr. Moon, I Expect You To Die!" - a brilliant parody of the classic James Bond villain line from Goldfinger.
👕 PRODUCT DETAILS:
•Style: Unisex graphic t-shirt
•Material: Premium quality cotton blend for comfort and durability
•Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
•Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
•Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
•Regular fit
•Tubular construction
•Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
•Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
•Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala
•Print: High-resolution, vibrant colors that won't fade
•Fit: Classic comfortable fit for all-day wear
•Design: Professional DTG (Direct to Garment) printing
🎯 PERFECT FOR: ✓ Evil genius enthusiasts and mad scientist wannabes ✓ James Bond and spy movie fans ✓ Sci-fi lovers and space enthusiasts ✓ Fans of Science for Evil Geniuses ✓ Comic Con, conventions, and cosplay events ✓ Nerdy humor and geeky gift seekers ✓ Anyone who appreciates retro-futuristic aesthetics ✓ Physics nerds with a dark sense of humor
💡 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT: This isn't just a t-shirt - it's a statement piece for those who appreciate the finer points of intergalactic destruction and classic villain tropes. The integrated text design creates a premium, artistic look that sets it apart from typical graphic tees. Whether you're plotting your next doomsday device or want to show off your love for sci-fi parody, this shirt delivers.
🎁 MAKES A GREAT GIFT: Surprise the evil genius in your life! Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or "just because you successfully destroyed a celestial body" occasions. Ideal for fans of:
•Spy movie parodies and Bond villain aesthetics
•Space warfare and orbital weapons
•Vintage sci-fi art and retro futurism
•Dark humor and nerdy jokes
•Science fiction television and pop culture
⚠️ WARNING: Wearing this shirt may result in:
•Spontaneous monologuing about your master plan
•Increased desire to build elaborate doomsday devices
•Strangers asking about your secret lair location
•Uncontrollable urges to stroke a white cat menacingly


This item is fabricated only after your order is received. Athena calls it efficient. Diablo insists mass production leads to dystopias. Slightly longer delivery. Fewer doomed futures.