Love is Greater Than Hate Tote Bag - Because Your Groceries Deserve a Moral Compass
Featuring: Rainbow unicorns, international love languages, defeated skulls, and enough positive vibes to carry your emotional baggage AND your actual baggage.
Introducing the most aggressively wholesome tote bag you'll ever sling over your shoulder. This "Love > Hate" canvas tote is what happens when a rainbow unicorn, a motivational speaker, and a math teacher team up to fight negativity—one grocery run at a time. It's not just a bag; it's a portable statement that screams "I'm here to spread love and also carry 47 items because I forgot my shopping list."
Perfect For Carrying:
• Groceries (with a side of moral superiority)
• Library books about peace and understanding
• Your laptop, lunch, and existential optimism
• Farmer's market hauls while looking philosophically correct
• Gym clothes (love your body, hate leg day)
• Art supplies for your next protest sign
• Everything you impulse-bought because "treat yourself"
• Your emotional support water bottle and 47 other essentials
Perfect For People Who:
• Want their accessories to do the talking
• Think "good vibes only" but make it mathematical
• Love rainbows, unicorns, and being right
• Need a bag that matches their personality (loud and positive)
• Believe in spreading love, one tote at a time
• Want to passive-aggressively educate strangers
• Are tired of boring bags with no moral stance
Why You Need This Tote:
Because your reusable bag should reflect your values, and your values include rainbow unicorns defeating skulls through the power of mathematics and multilingual typography. This isn't just a tote—it's a conversation starter, a fashion statement, and a portable philosophy lesson.
Vibe Check: Aggressively positive, unapologetically colorful, mathematically woke.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Double-sided print available for an additional fee of $5.95 (€5.25)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may be washed off during cleaning.
Bonus Feature: Every time you use this bag instead of plastic, you're saving the planet AND spreading love. You're basically a hero with excellent taste in accessories.
Diablo refuses to mass-produce anything. This item is made only after you order it, which takes a bit longer and dramatically reduces waste. Diablo will not apologize.
