Tired of boring tees that only celebrate *some* of us? Well, prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, unless you're an alien, then maybe just a little) with our "Life, Liberty & Freedom For All" Unisex T-shirt! Featuring a star-studded cast including a distinguished gentleman, a mysteriously compelling woman, a dog who's seen things, a cat who judges silently, a Bigfoot who's clearly over it, and an alien who's probably just here for the snacks, this shirt is the ultimate statement piece for anyone who believes in universal rights... or just likes really cool, slightly bizarre artwork.

This isn't just a shirt; it's a declaration. A slightly sarcastic, incredibly comfortable, "can't we all just get along... and maybe share some snacks" declaration. Made for humans, non-humans, and anything in between (size charts apply to all species, surprisingly), this tee is perfect for those who believe in equality, diversity, and the right to look ridiculously cool while advocating for it. Wear it to your next BBQ, alien landing, or deep philosophical debate with your pet.

**Pro Tip:** May cause spontaneous acts of unity and/or bewildered stares from those who just don't get your advanced sense of humor. Batteries not included (because freedom is already fully charged).

• Ultimate conversation starter: Guaranteed to get more attention than your Uncle Barry's conspiracy theories.
• 100% ring-spun cotton - So soft, it might just make a Bigfoot purr. (No guarantees.)
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Show your progressive side: Or just your quirky side, we're not judging.
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!