Let's be honest, sometimes you just want to cut to the chase. Why beat around the cosmic bush when you can just declare your intentions? Our "Just Here for the Probing" Unisex T-shirt is for the truly brave, the hilariously unbothered, and anyone who's ever wondered if alien medical exams come with snacks. Featuring a charming grey alien (who clearly knows his way around a light saber-style instrument) and his snazzy UFO, this tee is your official welcome wagon to the extraterrestrial experience.

Made from 100% premium, Earth-friendly cotton (because even aliens appreciate comfort), this shirt is so soft, you might just forget you're wearing it – perfect for those moments when you need to be whisked away without any chafing. Whether you're attending a sci-fi convention, a late-night stargazing session, or just want to confuse your grandma, this shirt is guaranteed to spark conversations (and maybe a few nervous glances skyward).

• Ultimate Conversation Starter: Good luck *not* getting noticed in this!
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Great Gift: For the conspiracy theorist, the sci-fi fanatic, or that friend who just *loves* a good awkward silence.
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Don't wait! The truth is out there, and so is this awesome t-shirt.

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!