New year, new me… same commitment issues.
This tee features a delightfully unimpressed cat living its best lounge life while holding a flaming list of “resolutions” that were absolutely, definitely, 100% going to happen… for about five minutes. The bold statement reads:
“I MAKE RESOLUTIONS I HAVE NO INTENTION OF KEEPING”
Perfect for:
•People who treat January 1st like a suggestion
•Cat lovers with standards (and boundaries)
•Anyone whose main goal is surviving the year in style
•The friend who says “I’m starting Monday” and never specifies which Monday
Wear it to your New Year’s party, the gym (ironically), brunch, or the couch—where your real goals live.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!