Behold, the official uniform of denial. You know those days when you’ve survived a minor apocalypse before your first cup of coffee? This shirt gets it.

It’s the T-shirt equivalent of texting “I’m fine” while your life burns down around you—literally. Our design features a battle-hardened hero standing calmly amidst the smoldering ruins of... well, probably her patience. She’s covered in dirt and regret, but still insists everything is totally under control. With explosions in the background and not a single hair out of place (mostly), she’s the patron saint of saying you’re fine when you’re anything but. Spoiler alert: It’s not fine.

This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a mood, a lifestyle, and a very public cry for help disguised as dark humor. It’s the perfect visual representation of:
*   Getting through a Monday.
*   Trying to walk our 80-lb German Shepherd, Athena, when she sees a squirrel.
*   Surviving the silent, burning judgment of our cat, Diablo, because his dinner was 3.7 seconds late.

It’s chaos. It’s mayhem. But are we fine? Absolutely. (Don’t look too closely).

Expertly printed on the ridiculously soft and comfortable Gildan Softstyle 64000, this tee is for those days when you’re juggling flaming chainsaws while insisting you’ve “got this.” Go ahead, wear your coping mechanisms on your chest.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.


No clones. No stockpiles. Each product is made to order after checkout. The process takes a little longer, but it dramatically reduces overproduction. Resistance is logical.