Who needs a full-blown costume when you can let your shirt do the talking? Slip on this wickedly funny tee and boom — instant Halloween costume achieved. No face paint, no fake blood, no regrets.
Featuring a sinister pumpkin rocking some serious headphones under a full moon, this design says, “Yes, I celebrate Halloween… but only from the comfort of my couch (or the DJ booth).”
Perfect for:
🎃The “I’ll wear jeans, that counts as dressing up” crowd
👕Last-minute party crashers
🎁Anyone who wants to look festive and sarcastic at the same time
Premium Gildan Softstyle tee — comfy, breathable, and ideal for dodging both ghosts and responsibility.
    • 100% ring-spun cotton
    • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
    • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua,
       Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

🕸️ y Get yours before someone accuses you of effort.

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!