You know the sound.  The faint crinkle of a chip bag from across the house.  The silent click of the refrigerator door opening.  Suddenly, you feel it.  A pair of eyes (or four) burning a hole through your soul.  You are not alone.  You are never alone.

This shirt is for every human who lives with a furry, four-legged surveillance system.  It’s the unofficial uniform for anyone whose personal space mysteriously vanishes the second food is involved.  Featuring the unwritten anthem of every dog and cat, this tee proudly declares their solemn vow: **“Every snack you make, every meal you bake... I’ll be watching you!”**

With a stealthy feline operative clinging to the letters and a hopeful canine agent staring with heart-melting intensity, this design captures the hilarious, adorable, and slightly creepy reality of life with pets.

Forget privacy.  You have a full-time, unpaid, and incredibly judgmental audience for your culinary skills.  This shirt is a tribute to your personal “Snack Security Agency,” who believe the “five-second rule” is a myth and that cheese tax is mandatory.  Wear it as a warning to guests or as a badge of honor for surviving another day under intense gastronomic scrutiny.

Embrace the stalker-like affection of your furry overlords. It’s the perfect gift for the dog mom, cat dad, or any pet parent who knows the struggle is real (and really, really cute).

• 🐾 For pet parents who know “personal space” is just a myth.
• 👀 Featuring the ultimate snack surveillance squad—dog AND cat edition.
• 😆 Perfect gift for sarcastic animal lovers and food hoarders alike.
• 🎁 Great for birthdays, holidays, or whenever your pet guilt-trips you into buying something.
• 👕 Soft, comfy, and stylish—because someone’s gotta look good while being judged at snack time.
     • 100% ring-spun cotton
     • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
     • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
     • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
     • Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
     • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, 
         Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!