Let's be honest: you aren't catching them. Diablo the cat has the reflexes of a ninja on a caffeine high, and Athena the dog is basically a furry heat-seeking missile.

Whether you're heading to a St. Paddy's Day parade in Boston, hitting the local pub in Chicago, or just trying to survive a family gathering without spilling green beer on yourself, this shirt is your new lucky charm. Featuring a vibrant, comic-style sunburst and the most overdressed pets in the tri-state area, this tee says, "I have great taste in fashion and questionable taste in hobbies."

Why you need this shirt:
   Vibrant Graphics: Colors so bright they'll actually distract people from your questionable dance moves.
   Premium Comfort: Softer than Diablo's ego and tougher than Athena's favorite chew toy.
     • 100% ring-spun cotton
     • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
     • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
     • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
     • Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
     • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala
   Instant Conversation Starter: Perfect for when you want to talk to people, but only about your pets.

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.


We print your tee after you order—fresh ink, zero shelf dust. It takes a smidge longer, but it keeps us from overprinting a mountain of “meh.” Thanks for choosing brains over bulk.