Fuel your inner space-nerd and your sleep-deprived developer gremlin with this “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion” coffee mug. It’s a hilariously overdramatic tribute to the sacred ritual of coffee: beans of Java, thoughts gaining SPEED, hands acquiring SHAKES, and suddenly your “productive energy” becomes a public safety announcement.

Featuring a steaming coffee cup over a bold, swirly caffeine-vortex background with loud, punchy typography, this mug is made for anyone who treats coffee like a personality trait—and deadlines like a threat. Perfect for coders, IT folks, Java fans, sci-fi lovers, and anyone who’s one espresso away from enlightenment (or chaos).

Great gift for: programmers, developers, engineers, gamers, office warriors, coffee addicts, sci-fi geeks, and that friend who says “I’m fine” while visibly vibrating.

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you!

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

Created on demand through ancient methods known as “not making extras.” The wait is small. The harmony is significant.