Fuel your inner space-nerd and your sleep-deprived developer gremlin with this “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion” mouse pad. It’s a hilariously overdramatic tribute to the sacred ritual of coffee: beans of Java, thoughts gaining SPEED, hands acquiring SHAKES, and suddenly your “productive energy” becomes a public safety announcement.

Featuring a steaming coffee cup over a bold, swirly caffeine-vortex background with loud, punchy typography, this mouse pad is made for anyone who treats coffee like a personality trait—and deadlines like a threat. Perfect for coders, IT folks, Java fans, sci fi lovers, and anyone who’s one espresso away from enlightenment (or chaos).

Great gift for: programmers, developers, engineers, gamers, office warriors, coffee addicts, sci fi geeks, and that friend who says “I’m fine” while visibly vibrating.

Every mouse needs a good mouse pad! 

• Soft polyester surface 
• Natural rubber base
• Rounded edges
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm) 
• Blank product sourced from China

Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.

Created on demand through ancient methods known as “not making extras.” The wait is small. The harmony is significant.