Fuel your inner space-nerd and your sleep-deprived developer gremlin with this “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion” tote bag. It’s a hilariously overdramatic tribute to the sacred ritual of coffee: beans of Java, thoughts gaining SPEED, hands acquiring SHAKES, and suddenly your “productive energy” becomes a public safety announcement.

Featuring a steaming coffee cup over a bold, swirly caffeine-vortex background with loud, punchy typography, this bag is made for anyone who treats coffee like a personality trait—and deadlines like a threat. Perfect for coders, IT folks, Java fans, sci-fi lovers, and anyone who’s one espresso away from enlightenment (or chaos).

Great gift for: programmers, developers, engineers, gamers, office warriors, coffee addicts, sci-fi geeks, and that friend who says “I’m fine” while visibly vibrating.

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

Created on demand through ancient methods known as “not making extras.” The wait is small. The harmony is significant.