Somewhere on the high seas, on the deck of the Midnight Paw, a black cat in a captain's hat is judging your navigation skills — and a dog in a skull bandana is wagging her tail at the enemy fleet. This is not a drill. This is Black Flag & Biscuits.
This bold, high-contrast graphic tee features Captain Diablo (the cat who has opinions about everything, including treasure maps) and Athena (who would absolutely stop mid-plunder to request belly rubs) flying their Jolly Roger with zero apologies and maximum drama. The design is clean. The attitude is loud. The crew is highly questionable but deeply committed.
Whether you're a cat person, a dog person, or someone who just appreciates the fact that these two would run the world's most chaotic pirate operation, this shirt was made for you.
🏴‍☠️ Printed on Gildan Softstyle 64000 — 100% ring-spun cotton, softer than a truce flag
•Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
•Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
•Regular fit
•Tubular construction
•Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
•Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
•Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

⚓ Features:
•Bold black-on-white pop-art graphic — reads across a room, judging you from a distance
•Unisex fit, true to size — because even pirates deserve comfort
•Print-on-demand (please allow slightly longer shipping — the ship had to stop for biscuits)
•Available in multiple colors — though black is the obvious choice for a crew flying a Jolly Roger
"Raise the black flag, let the cannons roar — Diablo and Athena are coming for your shore."

Title: A Rare Glimpse into a Production Meeting
ATHENA: Someone ordered the "Black Flag & Biscuits" shirt! We should send it! Now! Go go go!
DIABLO: (Sighs, doesn't look up from his nap) And where, precisely, is this shirt you propose we "go go go" with?
ATHENA: On the shelf! With the others!
DIABLO: There is no shelf. There are no "others." We are artisans, not hoarders. We create upon request. It is a bespoke service.
ATHENA: So... they have to wait? But waiting is hard!
DIABLO: Waiting is a small price to pay for environmental responsibility and not having our house buried in unsold merchandise. Inform the customer their patience is a noble sacrifice for the greater good. Now, if you'll excuse me, this sunbeam isn't going to soak itself up.