For the cat person who prefers quality company, this Valentine’s Day shirt delivers neon-bright pop-art vibes with sarcastic charm. A glossy black cat sits front and center amid comic-style hearts, roses, and paw prints. The headline “Be My Valentine” frames the scene, while the punchline “I’m not aloof, I’m just selective” seals the smirk. Printed using high-resolution DTG, so halftone dots, highlights, and outlines stay sharp across every colorway. Gift it to your favorite cat mom, cat dad, or self-appointed feline familiar.

Key Features
• Pop art comic style with halftone dots, bold outlines, and high contrast colors
• Sarcastic Valentine message: "I'm not aloof, I'm just selective."
• DTG printed for maximum detail and soft feel
• Perfect gift for black cat lovers and Valentine's Day dates that pass the vibe check
• Gildan Softstyle 64000 unisex fit (buttery soft, great drape)
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua,
Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Your tee is made just for you—no sad leftover sizes, no “oops, too many.” Slight wait, smaller footprint. Diablo approves (quietly).