Ever feel like you're one un-birthday party away from a complete and total breakdown? Welcome home.

This T-shirt is the official uniform for anyone navigating the beautiful, nonsensical chaos of life. Our design features the iconic duo of disorientation: Alice, looking fashionably bewildered as usual, and the Hatter, who's clearly three steps past 'eccentric' and well into 'a public menace with great fashion sense.' They're just taking a casual stroll through a psychedelic fever dream of a forest, as one does.

This shirt proudly proclaims, "As Lost As Alice, As Mad As The Hatter." It's for those of us who are pleasantly perplexed and delightfully deranged. It captures that special feeling of being as confused as our dog, Athena, when she can't find the ball we just "threw," yet as chaotically confident as our cat, Diablo, five minutes before his dinner is due.

Why You Need This Shirt:
Because sometimes you need to announce to the world that you're equal parts confused and unhinged, and that's perfectly fine. This isn't just a T-shirt—it's a warning label, a personality quiz result, and a conversation starter all rolled into one psychedelic package.
Vibe Check: Whimsically lost, delightfully mad, unapologetically chaotic.
Personality Type: ADHD meets fantasy literature meets "I'll figure it out eventually (probably not)."

Warning: May cause:
•Strangers quoting Alice in Wonderland at you
•Sudden urges to host tea parties
•Friends nodding knowingly and saying "that's so you"
•An inexplicable desire to follow white rabbits
•Questions about whether you're okay (you're fine, just mad)
•The need to explain that being lost and mad is actually a lifestyle choice

Expertly printed on the ridiculously soft and comfortable Gildan Softstyle 64000, it's the perfect attire for tea parties, existential crises, or just letting everyone know you're not lost—you're just on a very scenic, very strange detour.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.


We don’t stockpile. We create. Athena calls it responsibility. Diablo calls it “not my problem.” Either way, your item is made just for you, with less waste and a little extra patience required.